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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents Neill Beattie20/Male/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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IDEA

Wed Oct 21, 2009, 3:45 PM
  • Mood: Longing
  • Listening to: Gangpol Und Mit
  • Eating: Pineapples in case I get a blowjob this week
I have an idea, I'm going to stick paint pellets in my dick and shoot paint at a canvas

If that doesn't quite work, my backup plan is to pipe it in from the stump somehow, with a syringe or something

I could make some artistic statement saying it represents how modern art is interpreted by the layman these days, a pretentious douche pissing about on paper and making a fortune

DON'T STEAL MY IDEA YOU DEVIANTART DICKS :P

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  • Current Residence: Dundee
  • Interests: Making people smile
  • Favourite movie: Harold & Maude
  • Favourite band or musician: Belle & Sebastian
  • Favourite genre of music: Seriously, everything.
  • Favourite artist: Wenzel Hablik, Hieronymus Bosch, Vania Zouravliov, Andy Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: Oscar Wilde, Morrissey, Stuart Murdoch
  • Favourite photographer: Stuart Murdoch
  • Favourite style of art: Pop art maybe
  • Operating System: Mac OSX
  • MP3 player of choice: 80GB iPod
  • Wallpaper of choice: Just now I have a blindfolded girl with a jellyfish coming out of her nose and mouth
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy series
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Calvin + Hobbes
  • Personal Quote: "What's the first thing I do when I wake up? Wish I hadn't"
  • Tools of the Trade: My own blood mainly just now, though I like to use a wide range of media

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~dTr313 Nov 10, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
thanks for th- :blahblah:

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~Crinkle-CutBeatroot Nov 10, 2009, 2:40:29 PM
Haha no thanks for putting it up! Srsly, sexual chocolate :D

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I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
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~Teaessare Aug 31, 2009, 7:54:04 AM
Thanks for the favorite and comment.

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*Brajamine Jun 19, 2009, 4:17:12 PM
Oh my! Thank you very much for adding PHARMACEUTICALS to your collection of appreciated art pieces. This act of appreciation flatters me to the fullest extent. I have noticed that your list of favorites is limited, thus making it valuable to make it on said list. I also see that the pieces you add are high quality. I must say that I am curious as to why you added PHARMACEUTICALS to this good list. Apologies if I sound like I'm attempting to stimulate my ego by asking you that question; However, I am quite curious to this answer. You don't seem to put many Eastern style pieces like mine in your favorites, so this makes me quite happy.

Thank you for adding my art to your list of favorites. I don't often get these so it's always a treat when I do.
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~Crinkle-CutBeatroot Jun 19, 2009, 4:53:17 PM
Well it sounds like we're both happy! I've found this cool art piece and you appreciate the appreciation hehe.
Hmm I just like the character, Yakui, and yours stood out from the other fanart :) I need to ind some Shitai art now, another one of the Nijiura maids.

If by "eastern-style pieces" you mean anime style, well, I think da is oversaturated with low-quality anime fanart and bad recolours (it's the reason it took a year between me making a da account, and actually start using it!).

Yeah me too, I treasure every favourite and getting one gives me a buzz for a few days!

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I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
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*Brajamine Jun 19, 2009, 7:08:34 PM
haha, well said. DA is notorious for its abundance of low quality works. and oh god have you seen people use bases (or maybe that's what you meant by recolors)? they're hideous D:. I don't understand the artists who make the bases (who aren't even that good of artists themselves), promoting bad MSpaint artists to use their pose-limited pictures. They all turn out to be horrible; however, this is most likely a combination of the base-users being horrible in paint, and the bases themselves being drawn piss-poor to begin with xD

damn kids and their... animus and mangos :[
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~Crinkle-CutBeatroot Jun 20, 2009, 3:06:57 AM
It really blows my mind, people who say "HEY DIS IS MY ORIGNIAL CHARATER "BLAZE" I THINK HE IS KEWL ROFL" when all they've done is paint Sonic green... I mean, one would be enough to say "What's wrong with you!?" but there are sooo many like this! Eugh...

But I have since realised there actually are good artists around on da.

Hey I noticed you like Touhou! You get bonus points from me :D

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I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
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*KarmaBum May 13, 2009, 10:33:59 AM
Thanks for the fave, I dig your gallery by the way, cool stuff

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~Crinkle-CutBeatroot May 13, 2009, 1:25:50 PM
Thanks a lot, same to you! The dig the "Frustration" one, by a weird coincidence I'm doing something similar... it says it has your blood in it? Me too! :laughing:

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I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.
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=bazzathe May 11, 2009, 10:44:16 AM
Thank you for the Jarvis fav

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Hoist the sail and we'll be gone,by morning this will all seem like a dream.
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